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The past 2 weeks have been....well, fascinating from an outsider's point of view. Absolutel chaotic, ruthless anarchy internally: My gender's questionable i.d. has been looked at under a microscope...
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Exhausted, sleep deprived, emotionally drained, extatic, and as well fed as i have been in months, i returned from SCC yesterday and proceded to sleep from 2 a.m. that Saturday to 4:45 p.m. the...
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For those who don't know, I have 2 dogs: A full grown Sebastian: A retarded half shepherd and half chow mutt that loves everything and who doesn't understand why he can't eat pizza. A half grown tiny...
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The innevitable has happened. Also the hillarious.One of the boys from the SCC conference wrote a smooze email and sent it to me by mistake. What is a smooze email? You know, the one you write while...
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Because, contrary to popular belief...
Men who knit, actually have the biggest penises of all. It's true. F'real.I'll post a picture of my finished bunny in a few weeks. Look for it. It'll be badass.
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Dear particularly asshole co-workerYes. I like Feist. It gives me cavities to listen to it. Yep, still a man.You kinda had a crush on me for a while there too.zomg, taht maketh you a, like, total...
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Restarting my Wellbutrin and Lexapro has left me sleepless and bored. I've forgotten how long a night can be when insomnia is keeping you company.So while i surfed the internets, i stumbled upon this...
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Tonight, bitches, at Detour.Come see yours truly drag and do Kanye West and Sean Kingston like never before. Mainly because it's never been done in this particular stage on the corner of Hull and...
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Men do not, i repeat, do not bleed out of their junk. Sigh.It's been a very rough few days:-My cousin found me on myspace because myspace is the best thing to happen to stalkers.-Said cousin reported...
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As the drought worsens here in Athens, GA, rumors of water rationing by nov. 21st have hit hard. Specially in downtown businesses. My boss sat with me on my break and confessed his worries: No...
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"Head underwater. And you tell me to breathe easy for a while.Breathing gets harder. Even I know that."Several things have happened in my abscence:- I had a very white Christmas. Spent having dinner...
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Betwee a cup of coffee and a good night's sleep the night before i seem to have awoken...sane?Sane enough to realize i needed to fill out my fafsa, work on my app. for college and get my taxes filled....
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Day 2 on Welbutrin, day one on Celexa:It's been interesting:I'd completely forgotten that Welbutrin does the following things:-Wakes you up at disgustingly early hours, ready to go:I opened my eyes at...
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Today was the real test of these meds: 6 hour shift with rampant, hormone raging teenagers, angry that they didn't get their motherfucking whipped cream.I kept my cool, remembered to breathe. Shift...
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I think it's been months since my last update. I've tried to start countless entries and they all kind of leave my field of attention span. I go play a game, talk to someone, draw. And i never post...
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I'm exhausted. I'm absolutely exhausted. Things are starting, ending, moving up, breaking down and if i don't keep careful track, i may forget which is which./crypticMy boss was sitting with me while...
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Sup friends. Yes, César does still use this thing. And even more now that he's been deemed fit to be on Sattelite-fucking-radio talking about trans and gender deviant issues. This is the show...
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I don't even know where to start with this song. The fact that the song is from the perspective of a drunk cat bitching to his owner about the cat's annoying wife? The pianist's sequin jacket? The...
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